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Friday, December 29, 2017

TRASHY NEW YEAR'S EVE

Well, maybe not exactly trashy. More like alarmingly free-spirited....






 






















A Reluctant Guest

 

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

SLIGHTLY UNNERVING CHRISTMAS ADS

Vintage holiday ads reeking with the joy of the season.


Soaky - the Santa Claus bubble bath!

 White Rock Ginger Ale
A soused Santa, ginger ale spiked with whiskey, and all the kids letters tossed in the waste basket.

Happy Pants
A Santa-attired pervert plops down a chimney to gawk at diaper-clad babies.

  This gives new dimensions to
the term "fruit of the loom"


"A Christmas to Remember"
The family that slays together
stays together


Start your Christmas with a bang. 

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a hot water bottle.
I'm not sure what that container with a nipple is (lower right) and I don't think I want to know.
Okay - some of my readers are telling me this is a douche bag. Hey, what do I know? I'm just an innocent country boy.


This is one of my favorites. I love the look on that dude's face as he dances with his paleface spouse.

Give a Tomahawk for Christmas!
Endorsed by Lizzie Borden
(actually, $3.50 is quite reasonable)

Dear ol' Santa fondling  children in their underwear.


What the hell, let's give everyone a carton of smokes. The kids will love it.

Puffing from morning 'till night -
all through the holiday season

 If she's stewed to the whiskers, she'll eventually appreciate that cheap charm bracelet you bought from Walmart.

Hey, it's not easy trying to write funny captions....

 A perfect gift that the entire family can enjoy:
matching pink pajamas.

When the tree catches fire at 2:00 a.m.
will the family dare to run out of the house in their pink pajamas?


 

Saturday, August 19, 2017

GORGEOUS HOLLYWOOD COLOR

I think these photos are a breathtaking reminder of what the golden era of Hollywood glamour was all about.

I might have used a few of these in previous posts - I can't remember - but they're worth a second look. 


 Greta Garbo

Jean Harlow
A few of these are undoubtedly colorized, but they're gorgeous nevertheless.

Myrna Loy

Bette Davis

Joan Crawford

 Marlene Dietrich

Claudette Colbert

Hedy Lamarr

Ginger Rogers

Gene Tierney

Lana Turner



 Rita Hayworth

Vivian Leigh

Ingrid Bergman


Katharine Hepburn

Lauren Bacall

Grace Kelly

Ava Gardner

Elizabeth Taylor

 Jane Russell


Lucille Ball


Gene Tierney
(I included two photos of Tierney because she's my favorite)