magyar moon

magyar moon

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

OLD FASHIONED NEW YEAR

To counteract my previous post, I'm offering some charming old fashioned new year greetings.








































































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Monday, December 28, 2015

CREEPY NEW YEAR GREETINGS

New Year greetings are traditionally bright, optimistic, and cheerful. I was amazed at some of the weird, bizarre, and extremely depressing cards I discovered in the dusty vintage archives.
Here are some samples.



I initially thought that was a BUG being blasted at the moon (it looks like it has legs) but it's the cork from the bottle.
 
 
 
"Looking into things afar off"
Weird.
 
 
Looks like Mr. Potato Head gone awry.
Extremely unappealing.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
These big ugly moon heads scare the jeeters out of me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Since pigs are featured in many of these cards, I'm assuming they're a symbol of good luck.
 
from Germany
 
 
 
 
???
 
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like vampire bats
 
a Carmen Miranda wannabe
 
Creepy snowmen
 
 
 
 
 
another doozy from Germany
 
 
a kid straddling a spurting bottle
 
 
 
 
The End
(and not a moment too soon)


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

LAST MINUTE XMAS GIFTS

It's the day before Christmas and you still don't know what to buy for those hard-to-please people on your list.
Here are some helpful suggestions.

 Homemade edibles are always nice, and this candle salad probably tastes even better than it looks.

 ....or cupcakes....with a personal, whimsical touch....

 This is a rare breed, rumored to have been from Michael Jackson's private zoo.

 ...but I like them without wine....

 How about a pizza slice sleeping bag?

 I've woken up with a few of these beside me



Heck, I've woken up with a few of these, too...



I have a few good captions for this one
.....on second thought, I'd better not.....



 Toilet Teapot


and coffee mug

A crapping reindeer
(with flavored candy crap)

No thanks, I already have one

How about a charming holiday sweater?


Nope, not my size.....
.....too small.........

This is for the dolt who gave you the sweater


Make a lamp from a real squirrel
gives new dimensions to the word "fun"

for the kiddies on your list:
a Hitler doll
(these two munchkins look psychotic enough without the doll.....)


Think of the possibilities....


a Shave the Baby doll
(not made in the U.S.A., thank God)


for future motel maids


Charles and Camilla
walking wind-up dolls




yea, my cats just can't wait

last but not least
 gifts that can really be used



 (Aw, lighten up....it's Christmas)