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Thursday, February 25, 2016


Have we all really changed much since we were kids? See if you can guess who these celebrities are.
You'll have to scroll slowly so you don't see the answers.
(I tried to space these photos evenly, but Blogger won't cooperate)

Is this a Martian
or a real kid?

It's John Travolta
(no kidding)

Barbra Streisand

Dolly Parton

A once-famous duo
(no, it's not Bonnie and Clyde)

Sonny and Cher

Just look at that face
and picture it with a ten gallon hat
 John Wayne

 Nope, it's not John Wayne

Marlon Brando
"Hey, STELLA!!!"

 This one surprised me

Elvis Presley

Julie Andrews

 purposefully red

Lucille Ball

 Elizabeth Taylor

Made a film with Liz Taylor

 James Dean

Made a film with Liz Taylor

Rock Hudson

Made three films with Liz

Montgomery Clift

 Never made a film with Liz,
but made one with everybody else

Cary Grant

Doesn't give a damn, frankly

Clark Gable 

Southern belle, from England

Vivian Leigh

Judy Garland

"What a dump!"
 Bette Davis

Joan Crawford


Jack Nicholson


  Has definitely seen better days.....
Well, hell -
I couldn't resist

Wednesday, February 17, 2016


Hollywood will subject us to another round of the Oscars at the end of this month. If nothing else, the annual film award extravaganza always provides us with tangible evidence that glamour isn't dead - - it's on a respirator clinging to life.

Yea, I know, we've all seen plenty of the worst-dressed at the Oscars many times in the past. Despite this disheartening fact, I've chosen a few of my favorites - simply to amuse myself....and fill space in this blog.

 Whoever said that pregnancy is beautiful was either myopic or lying. In my humble opinion, Elsa Pataky (2014 Oscars) should have worn a muumuu and stayed home in a closet until after the ninth month. Instead, she stuffed everything into an Elie Saab gown and strutted around the Red Carpet. Am I being ruthless? Hell, yea.

Bjork, 2001
(who the heck is Bjork, anyway?)
This "swan" outfit makes her look like she's draped in the corpse of Anna Pavlova

Anna Nicole Smith, 1996
Holy Shit!!!!
Looks like she's a balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade 

Cher, 1986
I met Cher when I lived in Hollywood. Trust me, she doesn't look any better in real. After spending half a million bucks on plastic surgery, you'd think she would have gotten boobs.....

Faith Hill, 2002
Death by Pastel
She looks like a party favor at an Easter brunch

Diane Keaton, 2004
Charlie McCarthy has come to life!

Whoopi Goldberg, 2014
Creole Voodoo Mama 
Check out those Wizard of Oz shoes

 Blanca Blanco, 2015
Looks like she had a cat fight with Carmen, and Carmen won

 Sophia Loren, 2009
I've always loved Sophia, but this outfit looks like a cast-off bride's maid dress from a Peruvian rummage sale.....but she still looks great for being 105.

 Meryl Streep, 2015
Can we say "frumpy"?
Maybe it's just the posture - which indicates a hernia or ruptured disc.

 Gwyneth Paltrow, 2002
Believe it or not, there are times when we actually don't want to see tits.

Jane Fonda, 2015
looks like a Lemon Yellow Crayola.
The face lifts have mercifully impeded her speech, but she's still able to walk.
Am I being too harsh? Sorry, but I still can't forgive her for Vietnam....(Hanoi Jane)....

Charlize Theron, 2010
when you don't have boobs, it's best not to emphasize them....

 Geena Davis, 1992
looks like a chorus line reject from the 1953 production of Can-Can

 Helena Bonham Carter, 1987
Depressingly Goth -
 a reasonable facsimile of a Victorian hooker in mourning garb

Gabourey Sidibe, 2014
perhaps a bit too much purple?

 Liza Minnelli, 2014
Blue was always my favorite color - until I saw this.
I met Liza and she's a sweetheart, but she has absolutely no fashion taste.

 Barbara Streisand, 1992
Look who flew in from Endor.....
Where the hell are her feet?

  Susan Sarandon, 1996
 wearing one of Liberace's shower curtains

 Lizzy Gardiner, 1995
American Express card gown
Well, let's give her a few points for Unique

 Sally Kirkland, 2007
Okay, I'm gonna be brutal:
Looks like it was designed by Helen Keller

 .....and the winner for Best Dressed!

I have a LOT more in my Worst Dressed files (it's limitless) but I'll spare you.

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