Just for the record, I'm not related to anyone in these photos - - - all of which have reinforced my intense disdain for Thanksgiving family gatherings.
Take this, you turkey-loving bastards!
It's photos like this that make me know why the Indians wanted to kill us.
Thanksgiving: a perfect excuse to make complete fools out of innocent babies
Years from now, he's going to look at this photo and wish he hadn't been holding that ear of corn in such a precarious place
A nice family photo, but what the hell is that dead thing on the lawn?
A few cigarette ashes in the mashed potatoes never hurt anyone
"Try some of my Cranberry Surprise, dearie."
It's probably best to keep the puppy outside when you plan to take family photos
There's no turkey on the table, but I do see plenty of meat.
Twenty years later, Aunt Stella still hasn't forgiven Uncle Steve for sleeping with Cousin Milton.
Not everybody looks good in turkey leotards
Save a drumstick for Aunt Bertha
Billy just lost his contact lens in the turkey!
Never drink before dinner
Redneck tailgate Thanksgiving